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Well … breakfast was simply wonderful, except for that pearl handled throwing knife that somehow embedded itself in the wall above your head while you were bending over to pull on your boots. You …

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… would feel bad. Maybe. Except that nothing really matters anymore.

… move your chair hoping they hit you next time … so you can call in dead to work.

… calculate the knife’s trajectory from the angle and the depth that it sank in the wall, and promptly throw it back and yell “crime doesn’t pay!”

… ponder the value of a humble throwing knife … still a good weapon … even in the twentieth century. My goodness … isn’t that a Pearl handled riverboat bowie with a Monel guard? Then you pocket the knife and try not to let it spoil your good mood.

… chant your usual catch phrase … “When there's no justice … someone has to take things into their own hands”. Snatch the knife from the wall and stalk toward the bushes to even the score.

… decide that the only way to keep crime off the streets is to start at home and so you shoot a round of ammo in the knife thrower's general direction for safety's sake, and leave without your breakfast.

… gripe about how you just painted that wall and inform your henchmen that you have just lost your appetite and somebody is going to pay for that! … Someone will pay!

… begin to cry incessantly then start singing a song … where everyone joins in.

… adjust your petticoat musing about the newly installed pearl handled hat rack on the wall placing your bonnet on the protrusion.

… add the knife to your collection of sharp pointy objects and consider yourself lucky.