Okay … first off … No … We don't think that you're a Villain. Or hey ... maybe you are. Or maybe you’re a Hero in disguise?

Who’s to say … Well … actually we are! Or in fact you are … by taking this highly scientific … totally biased … state-of-the-art online quiz. Hey … it will only take a few minutes and who knows … you might just discover an untapped wealth of “hero-ness” or “villain-ness” deep down within you. We don't know you. But hey … who cares.

This quiz is supposed to be for fun. So think of these 6 questions that way. Don’t take the results too seriously or burn everything you own, start wearing all black clothes and move to Guam. Maybe you could start out slowly by simply buying one of our Hero or Villain T-Shirts from our Online Store and see how that works out for you to begin with at least for a while.

All right … we know you were wondering when the commercial would begin. Well that’s it. Now that we’ve gotten that out of the way … sit back in your chair … get in touch with your inner-Villain or inner-Hero (or inner-Villainess or inner-Heroine) and start the quiz. To discover “Which One Are You” … and get a personality analysis of who you really are … Let's run through your typical day so you can choose what actions you’d likely take ... pretty simple so far.

To Begin ... Pick one of the following responses

then you will be taken to the next question

Question of

You wake up and the first thing you do after rolling out of bed is …

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… eat a leisurely breakfast … laughing while reading the obituaries.

… cheerfully slip on your usual work clothes and a mask … “black leather is so sweet”!

... bed … there’s danger afoot … who needs a bed? … who has time to sleep?

… sing a cheerful song about life in an old western town.

… check to see what your victi- ... I mean ... friends are up to for the day.

… pack your bags and move to the next town … thinking “how did they find me again?”

… call a meeting with your henchmen … I mean business associates to discuss the day.

... brush your teeth?

… teeth … who needs teeth?

...wouldn't you just like to know!